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{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know that protons have mass?","punchline":"I didn't even know they were catholic.","id":103}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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